1. November 26 , 2010 ยท 01:47 AM

    Dear Black Friday Shoppers…

    I can’t make it out to any of the stores around me until the early afternoon, so please be considerate of my situation and don’t touch any of the items I want to buy… DON’T TOUCH THEM! You don’t know how hard my life is! Just do me this one favor and don’t touch ANYTHING I want.