December 2010
8 posts
Sorry, Jopo… Bill Hader is funny, but Kristen Wiig is WAY funnier.
John Lennon
Me: “Ketty, John Lennon died!”
Ketty: “WHAT?!”
Me: “… in 1980.”
What a FOOL.
Surprised by GOD. →
I was reading the book of Amos for my quiet-time and I came across the following scripture: “And the Lord asked me, ‘What do you see, Amos?’ ‘A plumb line,’ I replied. Then the Lord said, ‘Look, I am setting a plumb line among my people,’” (Amos 7:8, NIV). It was a pretty interesting scripture. I figured God meant he was going to set a standard for...
Perfect. Just perfect.
A: I can’t wait to have a husband to BEAT YOU UP.
B: That’ll never happen…
A: Ha! What do you MEAN? You’re TINY!
B: No. I mean you’ll never get a husband.